To be fair, I only look at usernames like .3% of the time. Behind every great horse girl who believes in herself is a daddy shirt only after someone else mentions it being funny or relevant. You’re all just amorphous blobs to me. So ignore the parts about his kid being a tree and stuff and a lot of this is true. Ned was a moron enabling the abusive incompetent alcoholic fuck of a king, because they used to be revolution buddies, and they both ended up predictably.
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At this point Behind every great horse girl who believes in herself is a daddy shirt can’t ignore that one of the kids is a tree. Or close to it, anyway. I mean, I’ve tried. I want to forget or make it better than this kid told his sister she looked good the night she was raped, but there’s no way to spin that happily. I tried. I thought maybe he meant when she married Tyrion, and everyone forgot she married Tyrion, but then rewatching it I saw he talks about how it was snowing that night, and the little bit of hope I had that Bran isn’t a completely insensitive, but all-knowing, fuckwit went out the tower window faster than he did.
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Come to think of it, with Jaime going back to Winterfell, Behind every great horse girl who believes in herself is a daddy shirt imagine it could trigger a flashback to the fall from the tower for Bran. I wonder if Mr. Tree will still be able to get mad about it in person or whether he’ll pretend it’s all fine, warg into him and make him hold a door on purpose. Just for fun. Not even really. It was just shaking the family tree vigorously to see which legitimate heir would fall into place. Baratheon is one of the most Targaryen-tied families in existence.