Thank you Everybody has that auntie that will cuss everyone out shirt. Unfortunately, reputation is king in these kinds of jobs so as much as I would have loved to tell her what a horrendous parent she is, smiling, nodding and apologizing is pretty much the get out of jail free card. T-shirts and this content is exclusively designed from Shipertee store. Didn’t help in this scenario but usually does elsewhere.
Everybody has that auntie that will cuss everyone out shirt, ladies tee, tank top, v-neck

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tank top
For now, anyway, Everybody has that auntie that will cuss everyone out shirt, I’m sure when I inevitably get to that point where I’m sick of playing other people’s songs to rooms full of pissheads every weekend I’ll be more than happy to dish out some judgmental pOmg…what a WITCH. T-shirts and this content is exclusively designed from Shipertee store. Money up front next time, my man. You never know when you’re gonna get another double bonus like that: entitled bride AND entitled mother all rolled into one.
Official Everybody has that auntie that will cuss everyone out sweatshirt, hoodie

hoodie

sweatshirt
I wouldn’t knock Everybody has that auntie that will cuss everyone out shirt out, but I’d gently yet forcefully push him out of the way when nobody is looking. In a way, I’m glad all he got was a severed finger, it could have been worse. T-shirts and this content is exclusively designed from Shipertee store. He could’ve had his head smashed in by the bass drum, or ran into a speaker and had it crush him. This is why I’m afraid of having kids, I don’t wanna have one that is more suicidal than I was at 18.