I couldn’t read all that but I got the gist. If I’m Drunk It’s My Bestie’s Fault shirt is a massive fucking slut, also a liar and cheat and she gets STDs from being the aforementioned slut. You are a massive doormat and your GF is going to blow her ex or fuck him at the party because that is who she is, a nasty slutty girl with no loyalty or morals
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She won’t tell her exes If I’m Drunk It’s My Bestie’s Fault shirt is seeing you and taken, she fucks him when they go camping, she fucks him when they meet and she fucks him when you aren’t there. Get some self-respect and dump this whore. I dunno how the F you made it this far with her but it is no accomplishment let me tell you. You are being played at every chance possible and making a total fool of yourself by being with such a trashy girl. Wanna stew in more drama? stay with her. want some peace? dump the doorknob. Who knows how many turns its got on it.
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Be wary of women who are like this. If I’m Drunk It’s My Bestie’s Fault shirt mature. Women can have plenty of female friends without “drama.” If this is a common occurrence for your GF. It’s likely because she is the common denominator. Your girlfriend sounds immature. I can’t believe she’s 31. Did you fudge the age by about a decade? I’m not going to comment on the baby shower specifically because this goes beyond that. You don’t trust your girlfriend and she doesn’t care.