Yeah…he was my co-worker at the bank I’m Smartass like my aunt shirt was working in and he actually started out as a pretty decent, nice guy…dorky to the max and leaning towards neckbeard, but I tend to like dorky guys and but there were enough neckbeard red flags that I kept rejecting him. One BIG red flag I noticed early on is that when he gets drunk.
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he gets very aggressive, entitled and condescending. I’m Smartass like my aunt shirt was to the point where I’d always end up having to apologize to almost all the wait staff in the restaurant & leave a huge ass tip. Luckily he has a high tolerance so he didn’t end up drunk that often. I guess hanging out with a lot of douches and Nice Guys TM got him entitled and he started getting very, very cringe.
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Started talking about how cool the investment bankers are and how he wanted to look like them, and I’m Smartass like my aunt shirt acting the way he thinks a douchebro acts….only he’s this awkward-looking, scrawny, short and balding guy, so it really cringed. Our co-workers nicknamed him Minion because he looked like the minions. Ha! My first boyfriend had the same kind of progression. Started out geeky and adorable and sweet