I have always loved that one but then again I’m constantly Life is short adopt a cat adopt another cat cat mom life funny shirt about my old madness. I had a co-worker call me the youngest old man she’d ever met. Every time. Every post I see Shrimpie or Devil Dadi in the post, I get excited about an update but also sick to my stomach at the idiocy. What a rollercoaster of emotions! Glad the fucker is behind bars though. That’s quite satisfying! I feel the same as you. And add on that I get immense pleasure seeing Shrimpie the Cockroach being so utterly stupid as to break into a house that is fully covered by cameras. And any of the kids witnessing their father behaving like that.
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But I’m glad the whole assault was captured by the Life is short adopt a cat adopt another cat cat mom life funny shirt so it can be used in the divorce. I was watching for it. He was about due for another bout of idiocy. I do vaguely wonder if he was summoned by mentioning Devil Dadi. You know, the way teens in horror movies actually summon demons by reading summoning spells in jest on Halloween. Thank God she’s got a flunky, ineffective demon, considering she has one. I’m not sure what I’m more passionate about: that you are an absolute bad motherfucking badass and I’m so proud of you giving Shrimpie the lacrosse-beatdown of his life, in front of his kids and your mom, or the sheer stupidity of how fucking DUMB your ex is.
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Dressed as a third-rate ninja furiously trying to delete evidence? Chucking deadly weapons at you and the kids after breaking in while knowing you have a security camera? How many felonies is that? That, or maybe she’ll be permanently Life is short adopt a cat adopt another cat cat mom life funny shirt to a quaint mental facility for the rest of her life where the nurses drug her to the gills every time she has a tantrum and she can never hurt anyone again. But as I type this I am remembering that these are not people who take ownership. I’m sorry this is happening but you are my personal superhero with your ability to keep your head and dignity throughout this.