I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a Crazy Grandma but here I am killing it shirt

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a Crazy Grandma but here I am killing it shirt

I am completely on board with assisting I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a Crazy Grandma but here I am killing it shirt in planning this baby shower, Ambien! Just think. Ouija board platters. Planchette shaped cookies. I know a great caterer that does Halloween themed foods which would be perfect. Spiderweb decor. Candlesticks and red candles. You’ll sit in the middle of a pentagram surrounded by five of your closest friends dressed as murder-nuns calling about Lord Gilgamesh. We could do fun games too. Like pin the horns on the baby, who can make the best painting with a beheaded chicken.

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and a make your own voodoo doll station. Just think, I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a Crazy Grandma but here I am killing it shirt themed baby shower… maybe with some Exorcist thrown in for variety, and then both genders are covered!!!!! This is adorable, and reminds me of another adorable story: so my parents didn’t find out my gender until I was born. Upon my arrival into the world, my dad ran out of the labor room and down the entire hall of the hospital screaming “ITS A GIRL!! ITS A GIRL!!!” Over and over at the top of his lungs. (Yes, I am a total daddy’s girl as a result). I came up with the term when we were expecting our first together. With the genetics involved, we figured we could end up with a child anywhere from darker than my husband’s tanned complexion, to blue-eyed blonde. The only thing we figured we couldn’t have was a redhead… until I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a Crazy Grandma but here I am killing it shirt was pointed out my grandmother was a redhead, as was her brother.

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Genetics get humorous. I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a Crazy Grandma but here I am killing it shirt convinced that any attempt at a child would bring out every single recessive gene and random DNA bits. That child could have a red fro, dark skin, freckles, one blue eye, and one green eye… and either be five feet tall or six feet tall. All my kids are going for tall. I’m 5″4, and eldest dd is taller than I… and the soon to be 14 yo is taller than she is, already. The other 3 show no signs of not towering over me before they’re 13 either. Our 12 yo dd is already within 2 inches of me. Word. She got that ginger skin from her daddy. It’s so sensitive, we call it her “fairy princess” skin. She will get a rash using “Free and Clear” detergent. Like there’s a chance of her tanning in the future, but still, pretty light skinned for a Latina.

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It’s just so odd, the way genetics play out. Our first baby together will be 14 next month. I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a Crazy Grandma but here I am killing it shirt a pic of hubby’s birth parents on their wedding day (dh was adopted). Son looks near identical to his paternal grandfather. That blonde and is surprisingly powerful. I’m a bit lighter due to some French on my mom’s side. Between my mom’s creamer in the coffee and DH’s straight up German heritage my kiddo is vampire hissing at the sun pale with those don’t look real blue eyes.

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