To make contact or not to make contact. I suppose the Rockin The Dog Mom and Aunt Life Dog Lovers shirt shall nevermore have a lack of making contact huh? You have a male significant other, I gamble that he will not, has not, and is not lip-touching thou. This male significant other shall locate another female and he shall not feel emotions of longing or loneliness towards thou. Thy shalt year and position his upper left locomotive body part in a 90 angle, lean his cranium into the angular formation.
Rockin The Dog Mom and Aunt Life Dog Lovers shirt, ladies tee, v-neck, tank top
and position his upper right locomotive body part at a Rockin The Dog Mom and Aunt Life Dog Lovers shirt angle directing away from his body, like Grand Wizard Khalifate. Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However, it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere
Official Rockin The Dog Mom and Aunt Life Dog Lovers sweatshirt, hoodie
and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. Rockin The Dog Mom and Aunt Life Dog Lovers shirt think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger. I’m so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!)